car started. I had to buy a gas can and bring gas to him though. fuckin’ Hikaru won’t start with less than a quarter tank of gas. what an entitled, parasitical bastard. get a job, hippie.
car started. I had to buy a gas can and bring gas to him though. fuckin’ Hikaru won’t start with less than a quarter tank of gas. what an entitled, parasitical bastard. get a job, hippie.
miss my big bear <3
on a happier note, I have decided that for each frappuccino I make on Sunday I will consume one alcohol unit. (if alcohol is made available to me)
on one of the biggest traveling/pizza weekends of the entire year I have been scheduled to work both jobs every day.
naturally, my car chose to stop working just on the eve of this marathon work fest, which adds a fifteen mile bike ride each way from the airport during the hours I most need to sleep.
and say what you will about early morning exercise, there is nothing magical about being lost and watered by sprinklers in a pitch-dark street at 3 AM.
I am a grumpy cylinder.
cosigned. I think I took all the prejudices I had as a child and just put them all in my hatred for French.french is not a real language, we are being lied to. there is no way human beings can interpret these fucked up sounds as if they were actually meaningful
oh my god could you please explain why you bought a commercial quality meat saw and just put it in your garage before you try to sell it on Craigslist
so there are two cats
one of them only makes pigeon noises and the other one only makes duck noises.
sweet honking balloons
just bought some rope to hang my hammock in the inferno attic but holy shit I doubt if I could even hang myself from the chimney because HOW DO I KNOTS
SCHOOL HAS TAUGHT ME NOTHING
update: finally learned a fucking bowline. Rope has too much elasticity. Fml.
Nichelle Nichols (Uhura on the original series):”Whoopi Goldberg, she’s just marvellous. I had no way of knowing that she was a Star Trek fan. When I finally met her it was her first year on the Next Generation.
She loved the show so much and she told her agent she wants a role on Star Trek. Well agents go ‘Big screen, little screen, no, you can’t do that’. Well you can’t tell Whoopi ‘You can’t do that’.
And so they finally asked, and they had the same reaction at Star Trek office, specifically Gene. And she said, ‘I want to meet him and I want him to tell me to my face. If he tells me he doesn’t want me and why, I’ll be fine.’
Knowing Gene he had to take that challenge, and so he met with her. She said, ‘I just wanted you to tell me why you don’t want me in Star Trek.’
Gene said, ‘Well, I’ll just ask you one question and I’ll make my decision on that. You’re a big screen star, why do you want to be on a little screen, why do you want to be in Star Trek?’
And she looked at him and she said, ‘Well, it’s all Nichelle Nichols’ fault.’
That threw him, he said, ‘What do you mean?’
She said, ‘Well when I was nine years old Star Trek came on,’ and she said, ‘I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, “Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!”’ And she said, ‘I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be, and I want to be on Star Trek.’
And he said, ‘I’ll write you a role.’
Manly tears were shed.
Representation is important.
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
not exactly looking forward to an entire summer of wearing long pants/leggings but the level of shame that results from capris is enough to make me fear leaving my room with my calves showing. aint nobody need to see that. but I still try to wear them because heat makes me extra stupid and not concerned with little things like “not looking like a horrible fleshy disaster”
I could do productive things on my day off but instead I will go to the sweet cemetery and climb trees